lets here some funnny stuff please

[jake1515]

how come no one ever has anything fuunny top say or stories lets here em people

[TheATM]

Alright i got a joke for ya.


A vampire walks into a bar and sits down. He asks the bartender for a glass of hot water.
The bartender replies, "i thought you vampires only drank blood."

So the vampire goes into his pocket and roots around......







and eventually pulls out a used tampon and says, "i'm making tea"

[kankos]

soier956's post is the most funniest post ever... +1 affiliate amazon affiliate

[admin]

Originally Posted by kankos

soier956's post is the most funniest post ever... +1

Dam spam bots they are a pain in the ass...

[coronaerabrahim]

@ Atm thanks for sharing ,share some more .

[andyveer]

Some more
Mr.X: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Mr.X: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Mr.X: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too


Son, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Dad: Very long!

Mr.X proposed to a girl......
Girl said: 'I'm 1 yr elder to you'.
Santa said: 'Oye, no problem Soniye, I'll marry you next year.



Mr.X wins 20 cr from a Rs. 20 lottery ticket. The Dealer gives him 11 cr after deducting taxes.
Angry Mr.X: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!"